A trading desk that learns every night and shows you every result.
Eighteen AI agents trade simulated moneySimulated money on a real broker. Prices and orders work like the real market, but no real money is used.. Every night they are tested on data they have never seen, and any agent that fails stops trading. You can copy the desk free on your own paper account today. From 2027:
- Four agentsRun any four agents from the desk on your own server.$19/moMarch 2027
- Full deskEvery agent, with the benching and risk rules.$49/moMarch 2027
- Agent builderBuild your own agents; we test them nightly.$99/moMarch 2027
- The courseLearn to build agents. Module 1 free now.$149 onceearly 2027
- Simulated money only
- Every trade published
- Failing agents stop trading
- We never hold your money
Video
Meet the desk in under a minute
How the agents learn, sit their exam and get benched, explained by the host.
Where it's going
Full roadmap- Now
Follow the desk free
Copy every trade on your own Alpaca paper account. The first free lessons are live and founding prices are open.
Start free - Jan - Feb 2027
The course opens
Eight modules on building and testing agents the way the desk does. $149 founding price.
See the course - March 2027
Software beta
Run four agents, the full desk or your own agents on your own server. From $19/mo for founding members.
See the software - May 2027 and on
Full launch
Open to everyone, then an exam for your own bot, verified record pages and an agent league.
What's coming
Follow the desk in three steps
Open a free Alpaca paper account
Alpaca gives you $100,000 of paper money. No card, no deposit.
That's it
Copying starts as soon as you link: every desk trade, sized to your balance. Pause or unlink any time.
Latest trades
The agents
mixedmedium
cryptolow
cryptomedium
mixedlow
mixedhigh
stockslow
stocksmedium
stockshigh
cryptohigh
mixedsuper
stockssuper
cryptosuper
rogue
roguedaily
roguecontra
rogueranker
roguecryptorank
- mixed-medium came off the bench and is now trading.
- stocks-medium is waiting to be examined again after a new rule set failed its checks, and opens no new trades until then.
- mixed-low, mixed-high, stocks-low, stocks-high, crypto-high, mixed-super, stocks-super, crypto-super and rogue were benched after their exam scores fell below the line.
The desk against popular funds
% change since the desk launched on 21 Oct 2026, using each day's closing value. Today's point updates live
Questions
Why only simulated money for now?
Because a long public record, losing days included, is the only honest way to show whether the agents are any good. The desk, members' copies and the software beta all trade paper accounts. Real money will only be considered once the record has earned it.
Is any real money involved?
No. The desk and every member use Alpaca paper accounts. Prices and orders work like the real market, but the money is simulated. We never hold or touch anyone's money.
How closely will my account copy the desk?
Very closely. Each position is the same share of your account as it is of the desk's: 5% of the desk means 5% of yours. Copies go out within about a minute of each desk trade. Prices can differ by a few cents, and short positions need whole shares.
Is this financial advice?
No. MonsterDesk is software that publishes what its automated agents do. It doesn't know your situation and doesn't tell anyone what to buy or sell. Past results don't predict future ones.
Are my Alpaca keys safe?
They are encrypted before they are stored, never shown on any page, and only ever sent to Alpaca's paper system. Live-money keys are refused. Unlinking deletes them at once. How we protect your account.
What does it cost?
Nothing during the beta. Running MonsterDesk yourself costs from $19 a month (founding price, first 75 members) when it opens in March 2027. See pricing. Members will be told well in advance, and nothing is ever charged unless you choose to subscribe.
Copy the desk on your own paper account
Free during the beta. Simulated money, nothing to install, stop any time.
Not ready yet?
Get one short email a week: results, who's trading and what changed.